WHAT? No more interest in baseball El S? Posting silly animal humor now...? Triste...muy triste....
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| Author: | El Silencioso [ Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | The Dog Diary vs the Cat Diary |
DOG: 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 6:00 PM - Oooh, Bath . Bummer. 7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! CAT: Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards. There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now................ |
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| Author: | Earlystart83 [ Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:19 pm ] |
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that's exactly why i have dogs... |
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| Author: | Phoenix Rising [ Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:46 pm ] |
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WHAT? No more interest in baseball El S? Posting silly animal humor now...? Triste...muy triste....
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| Author: | Spanky [ Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:43 am ] |
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Phoenix Rising wrote: WHAT? No more interest in baseball El S? Posting silly animal humor now...?
Old ass animal humor on top of it. Pathetic just like the Cubs. 
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| Author: | Mucho Gusto [ Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:28 am ] |
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Spanky wrote: Phoenix Rising wrote: WHAT? No more interest in baseball El S? Posting silly animal humor now...? Old ass animal humor on top of it. Pathetic just like the Cubs. C'mon guys. Give El Silencioso a break. Shit, he's almost 50 for chrissakes !!! 
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| Author: | PacoLoco [ Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | LET'S GO CUBBIES!!! CLAP CLAP CLAP* |
Is it too early to start hating the Cubs for next year? 
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