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Author:  HolaB [ Sat Oct 04, 2008 10:52 am ]
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If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would
have $49 left.

With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original $1,000.

With AIG, you would have less than $15 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all of
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have $214 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg

Author:  Icantstayaway [ Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:37 pm ]
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Not to be technical but I really didn't know anyone actually would buy airline stock. I always kind of figured that it was just given to the employees as bonuses and then went down to nothing.

Author:  El Viejo [ Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:58 pm ]
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Yep, my fear is that Continental will go under before I can use all the miles I accumulated in 32 years of business travel.

Author:  Elroy [ Sat Oct 04, 2008 10:20 pm ]
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Icantstayaway wrote:
Not to be technical but I really didn't know anyone actually would buy airline stock. I always kind of figured that it was just given to the employees as bonuses and then went down to nothing.


Gordon Geko lives! :roll:

Author:  Mucho Gusto [ Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:39 pm ]
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Elroy wrote:
Gordon Geko lives! :roll:


"Greed is good" !!! :lol:

Author:  Elroy [ Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:05 pm ]
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401 Keg Plan! :lol:

Carpe Diem 8)

If it phlys, phloats, or phucks - rent it :twisted:

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