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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:53 am 
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Ten reasons men prefer guns over women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another
for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will
probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another
gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a
woman....
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:29 am 
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Very nice!

This is my weapon, this is my gun - this one's for shooting, this one's for fun. :P :P :P :P :P

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El Ciego,

All ten reasons are funny and true. However, I suspect that virtually all of us would prefer to see you with a woman rather than a gun! :wink: :lol:


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:23 pm 
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Ciaociao32001 wrote:
El Ciego,

All ten reasons are funny and true. However, I suspect that virtually all of us would prefer to see you with a woman rather than a gun! :wink: :lol:


Ciaociao


Either way, I often shoot too quickly. :oops:

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I liked that one!


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Great joke El C. I may use it really soon. Have to be very careful of the audience.


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