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Author: | Irish Drifter [ Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:07 pm ] |
Post subject: | HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH |
I think this might work in other parts of the world, too! HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's well used size 14-16 work boots. Muddy 'em up real good! 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim. I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour or two. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. 'Cooter' |
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