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Guy walks into a pet store, he's recently lost his dog and decided to buy another one.
The pet store owner say's, "you don't need another dog, what you need to do is buy this toothless monkey"
The guy say's, "what the hell am I going to do with a toothless monkey?".
The pet store owner say's, "unzip your pants an you'll see".
So the guy unzips his pants. The monkey jumps on him, pulls out his dick, and proceeds to give him the absolute best blowjob he's ever had in his entire life.
The guy decides to buy the monkey. He takes it home where his wife is working in the kitchen. He lets the money loose and his wife starts screaming, "oh my god what's that, oh my god what's that?"
The guy said, "don't worry about what it is, teach it to cook and get the Phuck out!"
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I can't deny it, with that smile on her face. It's not the kill, it's the thrill of the chase!
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