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You Don’t Know Schitt

Jack Schitt

Just Who Is Jack Schitt?

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, “You don’t know Jack Schitt!”

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had a son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six Ch*ldren: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dipp Schitt.

Against their parents’ objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because their K*ds were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.

She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dipp Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six Ch*ldren, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens Ch*ldren were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned to Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, “You don’t know Jack Schitt,”

You can correct them

Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt

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"You will never run out of good things because there is more than enough to go around. Life is meant to be abundant"
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Crock,

Are you the only son of Ima and Ura Schitt?

Hey Crock

Thanks for the Heads up.....









The full lineage is here in FULL audio...........




http://jack.zunino.net/knowjack.htm

Lotta Schitts marrying other Schitts here...seems pretty incestuous!

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Why settle for just one woman when you can enjoy them all?

Gotta keep shit in the family, cuts down on the chance of disease.

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"You can only keep a secret between two people if the other one is dead." Ben Franklin