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Berk2302
PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:36 am 
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Since the "heat is on" at some of the local MP in SJO there's no need to suffer for you travellers in the gulch. Don't like the HDR with all the "cien baby...cien" talk. I have the answer for you for that much needed relief you seek! "Fleshlight" as recommended by PacoLoco and LatinoHeat. Irish Drifter places his stamp of approval on it too! You can whip this device out anytime... day or night and within minutes you're in poosie heaven.

Paco and "Heat" recommend the model VP-18 (virgin poosie like an 18 year old). It's tight and has a quart size built in reservoir to hold your favorite lube for those who like it really wet!

Get yours today! Don't delay. Supplies are limited! Only $19.95 in 12 easy monthly payments. Order now!

http://www.fleshlight.com/?link=50898&gclid=CIr-3OfV3ZQCFQWVFQod1URZRA

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SPAM! :evil:



Hey do we get a CRT discount? :)

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PacoLoco wrote:
SPAM! :evil:



Hey do we get a CRT discount? :)


We here at "JACK-IT-RIGHT" do NOT recommend our clients do a can of SPAM. There are much better options such as the "Fleshlight" recommended above. We have found SPAM to be a one-shot-use kind of thing making the cost of daily relief go way up not to mention the potential sharp edges from the metal can. "Fleshlight" solves those problems and more. Dishwasher safe!

At this time we provide no discounts due to the high demand. One CRT client of ours just ordered 4 cases (24 to a case) for some kind of party in Parque Morazon. He also ordered 2 cases of IRISH CREAM his perferred lube. Go figure.

Berk.... helping the membership one stroke at a time

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Sometimes the site someone recommends says more about him then the words he posts.

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Irish Drifter wrote:
Sometimes the site someone recommends says more about him then the words he posts.


I sent you your TRACKING NUMBER. I can't help it your shipment will be delayed by a day. No reason to be sore about it! Geeez. :lol:

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Irish Drifter wrote:
Sometimes the site someone recommends says more about him then the words he posts.


I sent you your TRACKING NUMBER. I can't help it your shipment will be delayed by a day. No reason to be sore about it! Geeez. :lol:

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I recognize humor and good natured ribbing from those I consider friends. I also am intelligent enough to recognize mean spirited comments thinly disguised as humor. I will leave it at that.

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Irish Drifter wrote:
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I sent you your TRACKING NUMBER. I can't help it your shipment will be delayed by a day. No reason to be sore about it! Geeez. :lol:

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I recognize humor and good natured ribbing from those I consider friends. I also am intelligent enough to recognize mean spirited comments thinly disguised as humor. I will leave it at that.


It is a joke ID... a joke. If you choose to make it more than that... then you need to get laid or something. THIS IS THE SMACK TALK SECTION. I never thinly disguise. :P

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Berk this is for you- Clik Here and Kiss


Well... little PacoTaco... that depends on who's ass this belongs to! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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It is a joke ID... a joke. If you choose to make it more than that... then you need to get laid or something. THIS IS THE SMACK TALK SECTION. I never thinly disguise. :P

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The fact that it is in a section designated for smack talk does not make it smack talk. I stand by my previous statement

" I also am intelligent enough to recognize mean spirited comments thinly disguised as humor"

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Berk this is for you- Clik Here and Kiss



Jerk, :oops: :oops: :oops: I mean Berk.....

DITTO.

This may be the smack talk section, but when it is mean spirtited, it takes on a whole new meaning. Then or course we have to consider the source... :roll: :lol:
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El Silencioso wrote:
PacoLoco wrote:
Berk this is for you- Clik Here and Kiss



Jerk, :oops: :oops: :oops: I mean Berk.....

DITTO.

This may be the smack talk section, but when it is mean spirtited, it takes on a whole new meaning. Then or course we have to consider the source... :roll: :lol:


BIG KISSES :lol:

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You know, I am just a DUMB old fart, but even I am smart enough to know when I am wrong or making an ass out of myself!

GROW UP BERK :oops: :?

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I on the other hand was pleased to see their new product--the "Vortex". Looks like "Spinner in a Can" to me. Ho ho. And of course the ever popular "Stamina Training Unit". Was most pleased to see it wasn't a "Stamina Training EUNUCH". "Homey don't PLAY that".

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Looks like this thread pre-dates the State of the Union message! Don't we all look silly! :D :D :D

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