THREE WOMEN: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three would wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days, they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then, we made love all night long.
The mistress: I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, a mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word but we made love all night long.
The married woman: I sent the K*ds to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'
