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Started weeks ago in Last Post Wins , after a secret tribal vote by the Elite L.P.W Thread Private Invitation-Only Members X Club, LLC. it has been declared worthy to stand on it's own for the rest of the peons, non-paying chica members with stolen passwords and jealous novios to enjoy.

Tuesday update!
Desafortunadamente nada pero BAD news to report this week readers...
Florida is not living up to his responsibility of posting the weekly Monday updates and may be infected with Tico-time. Seahawk reports Europa 2000 has closed and it either was a great place or it sucked. AM Costa Rica has joined the CR media war against prostitution. The super-secret VIP private X section will not happen or maybe it already has, hell how will we ever know Jmac's official opinion after his 1 trip years ago is that CR is now a shit-hole. Member formerly known as DingDong and Berk are on a rampage and planning to have a duel at sunset with ID's civil war pistols. Orange may be on his way to Canada to whip some young ass that reportedly needs to learn some manners. Circus reportedly had a dream, or a vision, or a hallucination. Karin is reported to be on a Vegas honeymoon threesome with her newfound gringo love and father-in law. Instead of rice at the wedding 1 dollar bills were thrown. Berk is lobbying for the downtrodden newbies that hate CR even though they've never been, non paying member equality and raising the minimum age requirement for membership. Lunch at Cafe Mundo is reportedly very good, cost 30 bucks and the waiters might be gay (they should be gay and licking our balls under the table for a 30 dollar lunch in CR ) LK reports Latina-Network.com only answers emails once/month. Greengo posted some practical advice but we are still trying to translate. JYD's family thinks Colombia is dangerous and are worried for his safety. Many VIP members are apparently illiterate phucking morons that can't read the VIP newsletter or follow simple directions causing Admin1 to pull out what little hair he has left. After taking direct hits on several fronts one expat member is throwing in the CR toalla and calling it quits.

According to this weeks scientific polls: CR real estate prices may or may not be taking a nosedive, CR tourism may or may not be down and CR STD rates affect somewhere between 1% and 100% of the population.

This week's trivia question : Who is EsposoDeBarbie?

Hasta la semana próxima y Puta Vida!

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

The answer is Quien....
Don't you know Quien, man? He looks like George Clooney, but then again I kinda like being Brad Pitt.... Wonder if we can switch women?

I knew you'd be the journalist extraordinare if you put your mind to it, or what ever is left of said mind....

Hell yeah! I didn't make the list!!!!

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I got mentioned TWICE! I tried to tell you all I was a VIP!

Berk... more popular than all of you all put together

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FRUITCAKE... and you thought it was something you eat! Not on CRT!

First time something has made me laugh on the board in a while. Good job Paco.

Everyone should really liighten up a little. I am not sure if it is the US economy or just the typical maturation/degeneration of a message board but it is really getting ridiculous what is being posted and discussed.

Two and a half years ago the board was invaluable for me on my second trip and eventual move to CR. It saved me money, found me the best places to go and introduced me to a great group of guys. Let's all try to get back to that mission. I have had little to say lately because I am working 100 hour weeks and have had little to add. Others with little to add might try to wait until something interesting occurs to post.

After living here more than two years I still use the board as a valuable tool.

BKTUNA
I am never going home

To echo BK...Paco, great read. Very accurate and entertaining summary of the recent activity. I know the economy, cost of fuel, etc is really weighing on people, and it sucks, but lighten up here on CRT.

As long as you keep jumping around to another one whenever I moan out "switch"

BTW, I was in the BM with MG, El S, PacoL, TonyTC when I was introduced to the "real" Barbie. Sadly, I had to break the news that they are still divorced and Quien will be remaining solo

Paco...roflmFAO muchas gracias

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Paco,your thread looks like a script for a gulch gringo telenovela

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Paco is..... wait for it.....Keith Olbermann of CRT.

You need a worst person (poster) of the day mention, please, for the yucks and grins.

Thank you for the effort, sir!

Hey Paco you seem to have been able to recall the name of guys associated with most threads but failed to mention the name of the guys who reintroduced the idea of an 8th grade clique on CRT. No need to be bashful

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Pura Vida
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine

Now I am in shock, this has to be an insult to.....wait for it.............










PACO


Olbermann, what a DOUCHE !!!!


http://firstfriday.wordpress.com/2008/0 ... olbermann/

Just plain ole LMFAO!

A MOMENT OF ZEN; ARCH'S AND EL'S TAGLINES SO CLOSE

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But mama, that's where the fun is

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Paco,

Nice job!!!! LMAO !

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!