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| Author: | Noah [ Sat Jul 19, 2008 10:52 am ] |
| Post subject: | "I think you're the father of one of my K*ds" |
"I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY K*ds" A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my K*ds." Now, his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher." |
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| Author: | J0sie [ Sat Jul 19, 2008 12:36 pm ] |
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You had me for about a second or two. Nice take on it. LOL |
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| Author: | Georgee [ Sat Jul 19, 2008 5:24 pm ] |
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| Author: | El Viejo [ Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:48 pm ] |
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What a surprise zinger punch line 
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| Author: | Mia2Ewr [ Sun Jul 20, 2008 12:28 am ] |
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nice post. funny. And a good time to remember to never make admissions such as that. Just smile and reply "Oh really?" or "You don't say?" 
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| Author: | Irish Drifter [ Sun Jul 20, 2008 12:38 am ] |
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Mia2Ewr wrote: nice post. funny. And a good time to remember to never make admissions such as that. Just smile and reply "Oh really?" or "You don't say?"
Good advice counselor but unfortunately most of do not have the inclination or presence of mind to think that clearly when presented with such a precarious situation.
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| Author: | Mia2Ewr [ Sun Jul 20, 2008 1:08 am ] |
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Not to hijack a thread but I was in a time machine this afternoon and the 'Canes beat the Gayturds by 24 9/6/08 !!!!   
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