www.CostaRicaTicas.com

Skinny Dipping... An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back.

It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard shouts and gleeful laughter.
As he came closer, he saw a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they promptly all went to the deep end. One of the women called out to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies skinny dip.'

Holding the bucket up he said, I'm just here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men can still think fast!!