Two good ole' boys in a trailer park, were sittin around talking one afternoon
over cold beers.
After a while, Goober says to Bubba, "If I was to sneak over to your trailer
Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got
pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
Bubba crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and
squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well,
I don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even."
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