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Author:  HolaB [ Wed May 28, 2008 4:11 pm ]
Post subject:  You do the math

The Bottom Line . .

Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce. After 5 years of marriage, he paid her
$49 million.

Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship, it ends
up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court
costs.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an
hour. Crazy, right?

But...

Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3
million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (thats a savings of
$41+million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing,
never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no
bitching and complaining or "to do" lists. Best of all, she leaves when
you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at
1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Is it just me, or is it better to rent?

Author:  Spanky [ Wed May 28, 2008 5:06 pm ]
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You have too much time on your hands. Don't you need to be baking cookies for your upcoming trip?

Author:  Rio4Me4Ever [ Wed May 28, 2008 5:50 pm ]
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HolaB said:
Quote:
Is it just me, or is it better to rent?


No its ME also.

It's definitely better to rent :D

Women got 2 uses phuckin and cleaning after that I would rather be with my buddies.

Mag

Author:  El Viejo [ Wed May 28, 2008 9:24 pm ]
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Hola, Everybody knows I'm married, even if my wife lets me visit CR 2 to 3 tims per year. But, did you have to remind me of the cost of legal lays at home? :shock:

Author:  BrownCow [ Thu May 29, 2008 12:14 am ]
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Magnum XL wrote:
HolaB said:
Quote:
Is it just me, or is it better to rent?


No its ME also.

It's definitely better to rent :D

Women got 2 uses phuckin and cleaning after that I would rather be with my buddies.

Mag


Guys clean better too..

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