Hank wrote:
Adam "PacMan" Jones has been reinstated into the NFL Hopefully he will stay away from the DFW metroplex topless clubs.
He better keep his nose clean....
. for all you Dallas hopefuls out there ONE more screwup and he does the way of Odell Thurman and never plays in the NFL again..
.but knowing Pac-Mans MO, like last time the day before his meeting with Goodell he was at a strip club....
What a MORON !!! but I guess no one ever accused Pacman of having a brain..
Jerry "anything for a dollar" Jones at his finest AGAIN..
Just a little history on the Wonderlic and Pacman....
http://www.faniq.com/blog/NFL-Combine-W ... -Blog-6867
Pacman scored a 13...
I think Pacman got a perfect Wonderlic on ths one....
1. As an NFL rookie, I should learn as quickly as possible ...
A. The first 20 pages of the playbook.
B. The key personnel on my division rival.
C. The phone number to Larry's Bail Bonds.
2. It is helpful to set goals. The number that should always be kept in the front of my mind is ...
A. 4.4 in the 40-yard dash.
B. 300 pounds in the bench press.
C. 0.8 on the breathalyzer test.
3. I've just been told I am being added to the lineup. The next words of instruction I expect to hear are ...
A. Be back at 3 p.m. to watch more film.
B. The guy from channel 6 would like to talk to me after practice.
C. Step forward slowly and turn to the right, so the witness behind the glass can get a good look.
4. One day I hope to reach ...
A. The Super Bowl.
B. Canton.
C. Early parole.
5. I'm a Pacman Jones fan and I want to get my picture taken with him. The best way to do that is ...
A. Hang around the team hotel lobby.
B. Wait by the locker room door.
C. Get arrested the same time he does.
6. The person I want to get closest to is ...
A. My position coach.
B. My agent.
C. My probation officer.
7. I spent the recent NBA All-Star weekend …
A. In the weight room, getting ready for minicamp.
B. At home with my family.
C. Wishing I could be in Las Vegas cruising with my role model, Pacman Jones.
8. The people I hope often gather to discuss my merits are ...
A. Pro Bowl voters.
B. Fantasy league participants.
C. The guys in cell block D.
9. The hardest thing to do at 4 a.m. after a tough game is ...
A. Sleep through all the aches and pains.
B. Forget about the pass I dropped in the third quarter.
C. Walk a straight line when ordered.
10. The most important time for me to be able to reach down for something extra and find an extra step or two of speed would be ...
A. Overtime.
B. The playoffs.
C. When the police show up.
11. As a competitor who wants to be part of a winning team, the words I most dread are …
A. "With the next pick in the NFL draft, the Arizona Cardinals select ... "
B. "The coach wants to see you, and bring your playbook ..."
C. "You have the right to remain silent ..."
12. I want my name on the lips of nearly every person who works for ...
A. ESPN
B. CBS.
C. The DEA.
13. I worry my name may show up one day in ...
A. Injured reserve.
B. The waiver wire.
C. The post office.
Any prospect who answers with three or more Cs should be immediately taken off the draft board, as much too big a risk of one day being an embarrassment to all.
Unless, of course, he fills a need.
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/columnis ... -nfl_x.htm
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