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Dear Tide:

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have!

I fondly remember my mom using Tide and she always was so proud how she could get the stains out of my clothes, it sure does gets the job done.

Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my wife’s new white blouse and carpet. I was surprised at how inconsiderate and uncaring she got, I expected her to be a little upset but I didn’t expect the belittling and stinging comments she lashed at me. One thing led to another and somehow blood ended up being mixed with the wine stains! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well that the detectives who came by investigating my wife’s disappearance said their DNA tests were negative and my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a “person of Interest” in their investigation. What a relief! Going through a late life crisis is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product. Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.

Shamas O’Dognasty

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Shamas O'Dognasty
Gourmet Catering & Septic Tank Cleaning