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It's not whether you win or lose,
But how you place the blame.

You are not drunk
If you can lie on the floor
Without holding on.

We have enough youth.
How about a fountain of "smart"?

The original point and click interface
Was a Smith & Wesson.

A fool and his money
Can throw one hell of a party.

When blondes have more fun
Do they know it?

Five days a week my body is a temple.
The other two it's an amusement park.

LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
USE BIRTH CONTROL

Money isn't everything,
But it sure keeps the K*ds in touch.

Don't Drink and Drive
You might hit a bump and spill something.

If at first you don't succeed
Skydiving is not for you.

Reality is only an illusion
That occurs due to a lack of alcohol.