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RETIREMENT FUN
People frequently ask us retired people what we do to make our days more interesting.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went to town and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
When we came out, there was a Policeman writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, 'Come on, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi turd.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.
So my wife called him a shithead.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, we didn't care.
We came into town by bus !
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
It's important at our age.

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Shamas O'Dognasty
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