A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather surprised because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says"Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my K*ds."
Now his mind races back to the only time he's ever been unfaithful to his wife and he says, "Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table while all my buddies watched and your partner whipped my ass with wet celery???
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher
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