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Author:  MrLasVegas [ Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Gangstas and NASCAR
I saw this on Craigslist and could not stop laughing:

TOP 20 REASONS GANGSTA’S CAN’T BE IN NASCAR

#20 - Have to sit upright while driving.
#19 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
#18 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
#17 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
#16 - They keep trying to carjack other cars during caution.
#15 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
#14 - No passenger seat for the beotch or backseat for the homie’s.
#13 - No spinner's approved for competition.
#12 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
#11 -They can't wear their helmets sideways.
#10-Calling the other racecar driver’s racist would just be silly.
#9-They only buy $10 worth of gas at a time…cash.
#8-It is very hard to drive with handcuffs on.
#7-There is no section 8 pit selection.
#6-They keep grabbing their crotch instead of the gear shifter.
#5-Those dang ol white boys are just plain crazy!
#4-Would go laps down when they stopped to ‘tag’ the wall
#3-Can’t get permission to travel out of county from parole officer.
#2-The ankle bracelet keeps getting caught on the pedals.

AND THE #1 REASON GANGSTA’S CAN’T BE IN NASCAR IS:
#1-LOSERS CAN NEVER BE WINNERS
Author:  Diego1 [ Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:56 pm ]
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Thats funny stuff MrVegas..I like #6.. :lol: ummmm..Why do they do that anyways??
Author:  MrLasVegas [ Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:51 am ]
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I always associate the crotch grabbing with the cholos. I can't imagine why. Maybe they are just making sure it is still there.
Author:  TonyTC [ Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:15 pm ]
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MrLasVegas wrote:
#20 - Have to sit upright while driving.

Why do they steer with their left hand and lean over to the right? They think the smell is coming from the OUTSIDE... 8) 8) 8)
Author:  Phoenix Rising [ Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:56 pm ]
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Hey didn't you know gangsta rap is a government ploy to get black people to kill each other? Well at least according to Alicia Keys... :shock:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/1 ... 96412.html
Author:  Witling [ Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:39 pm ]
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Phoenix Rising wrote:
Hey didn't you know gangsta rap is a government ploy to get black people to kill each other?

Another failed government program?
Author:  Mr.Black [ Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:56 am ]
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#21 they dont date thier relatives :P
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