i miss BC our country use to be prosperous and no phucking deficiet or war 
gas is 3.49 a gal. and more florclosers than you can shake a stick at it will take at least 12-16 years to get back where we should be
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| Author: | El Silencioso [ Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Titanic & My Life by Bill Clinton |
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' & 'My Life' by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report. Titanic:.... cost - $29.99 Clinton:.... cost - $29.99 Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read Clinton:..... Over 3 hours to read Titanic:.... The story of Jack and Rose, their? forbidden? love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist. Clinton:..... Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton:..... Ditto for Bill. Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica. Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton:..... Let's not go there. Titanic:...... Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton:.... Monica's forced to return her gifts. Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack. Titanic:...... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton:..... Monica....ooh, let's not go there, either. Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing. |
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| Author: | Big Daddy [ Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:43 pm ] |
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El S that is pretty accurate, but that depends on what your definition of "is" is. Does it not? |
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| Author: | Florida [ Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:53 pm ] |
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| i miss BC our country use to be prosperous and no phucking deficiet or war gas is 3.49 a gal. and more florclosers than you can shake a stick at it will take at least 12-16 years to get back where we should be
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