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A PERFECT DAY !!!
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Author:  El Silencioso [ Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:56 pm ]
Post subject:  A PERFECT DAY !!!
PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN:

6:00 Alarm.
6:15 Blowjob.
6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section.
7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and coffee.
7:30 Limo arrives.
7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport.
8:15 Private jet to Augusta, Georgia.
9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
9:45 Play front nine at Augusta, finish 2 under par.
11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
12:15 Blowjob.
12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par.
2:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
2:30 Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap.
3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.
4:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin-1249 lbs.
6:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage with happy ending from naked supermodel.
7:30 Watch CNN Newsflash. Bush resigns
8:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon, 20 Oz. New York strip.
9:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.
10:00 Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs.
1:00 Massage and Blow Job in Jacuzzi.
1:45 Go to bed.
1:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.
1:55 Laugh yourself to sleep.
Author:  Cod [ Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:30 pm ]
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GREAT !!!! :!: :D
Author:  Shawn4DelRey [ Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:42 pm ]
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with my luck ... after the fart I would suddenly remember that The girl was still next to me in the bed :oops:
Author:  El Silencioso [ Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:09 pm ]
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Shawn4DelRey wrote:
with my luck ... after the fart I would suddenly remember that The girl was still next to me in the bed :oops:



WHO CARES after a day like that..... :P :P 8) 8) 8)
Author:  Archieleach [ Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:29 pm ]
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LMAO !
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