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A man was walking home through the park one night and saw a woman in the shadows."Twenty dollars," she whispered.
The man had never been with a hooker before but decided that for 20 bucks he couldn't afford to miss out.They were going at it in the woods when all of a sudden a light flashed on them.
"Hey, what's going on here?" barked a policeman.
"I'm making love to my wife," the man answered indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," said the cop. "I didn't know."
"Well," said the man, "I didn't know either until you shined the light on her face."
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"With foxes, we must play the fox." ~ Thomas Fuller
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