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Author:  Shamas [ Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:37 am ]
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Subject: Fw: You may be a Taliban if

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, our troops in Afghanistan prove they've
retained their sense of humor with the following:

YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2 You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't
afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your
clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting
off roadside bombs.

9. You've ever uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.'

10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

12. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
Author:  Spanky [ Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:40 am ]
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I wasn't Taliban until I got to #12. :oops: :P
Author:  Diego1 [ Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:57 am ]
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Thats some funny Shite!..LMAO
Author:  OFT [ Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:33 pm ]
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Shamas wrote:
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.
Author:  Crookedcr [ Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:36 pm ]
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#13 - your idea of porn is a photo of a woman baring arms. (This has two meanings in arabic.)
Author:  Haywood Jablommi [ Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:49 am ]
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14. YOur idea of beauty is a woman without a mustache.
Author:  LionKing [ Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:53 pm ]
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15: I want my 72 Virgins.
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