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Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had
a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired, with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that
I was starting the Purina Diet again.

Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with
tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or
two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone
in the line was by now enthralled
with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass
and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!

WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Wonderful!

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Providing humanitarian assistance to self employed chicas, one cash grant at a time.

This is certainly a memorable day in the annuals of CRT and should be forever enshrined in the lore of CRT

Greengo actually made a post that is understood by more than 1% of the membership.

Stay on your meds man they are working.

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Pura Vida
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine

I don't know what your problem is, Irish... I understand him perfectly! One has to delve a few centimeters beneath the surface, but if one is literate and a bit analytical, it's not all that tough.

Opacity is the name before my surname, yet little wafters delve without penetration. Yet, paliazos seran paliazos. Perdoneme mi mal ortografia.

Medications. They're not just for breakfast anymore.

Time for more kibble.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Congratulations El Ciego

Be sure to PM Paco and request he add your name to the list

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Pura Vida
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine