A friend of mine took his wife to a baseball game, she knew nothing about the game, so he tried to explain the game to her as they watched. All was going well, the two of them enjoying the game, when one player got up to bat, several pitches were thrown, then the batter threw his bat towards the dugout and started walking to first base. My friends wife looked at him with a puzzled look and said, why is he walking to first base? My friend replied, because he has four balls, she jumped up all happy and shouted, strut you bastard strut.
ShyOne