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| Author: | Sheep421 [ Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | George Carlin's view on life-how it should be |
MY NEXT LIFE By George Carlin I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day you work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready ;for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a K*D, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case. |
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| Author: | Diablo [ Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:29 am ] |
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It don't get no better |
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| Author: | Arnoldcalzone [ Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:01 am ] |
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Nicely done! |
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