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El Ciego
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:10 pm 
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There will be no prizes awarded here for guessing correctly. Sorry, but I'll maybe buy a beer for the winner.

Guess which CRT member has the following items in his suitcases for his coming trip to Costa Rica!

18 pounds of condoms.

2 Wahl electric vibrators

1 Hitachi Magic Wand vibrator


Custom-made probes, invaders and attachments to use with the electric vibes.

3 glass dildos

10 black silk scarves, each equipped with a steel ring to make bondage games easier

4 liters of assorted lubricants

Digital camera with enough memory to photograph the entire female population of the Gulch

Gold Bond cream (in case of chafing and chapping)

Assorted rubber items

30 yards of rubber surgical tubing.

50 foot roll of duct tape

2 live hamsters

Single-tail whip

Cattle prod

Mink boxer shorts

Smoking jackets, kimonos and other "Hefner-wear"

Shrink tubing with a hair dryer and something that looks like a Telefunken U-47


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:21 pm 
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El Ciego wrote:
Guess which CRT member has the following items in his suitcases for his coming trip to Costa Rica!

CiaoCiao ??? HolaB ??? TonyTC ??? El Silencioso ??? Admin1 ??? TacoLoco ??? Sparkchaser69 ??? RuffNutz ??? Mia2Ewr ??? LionKing ??? Orange ??? LatinoHeat ??? UdubFan ??? KCCostaRica ??? MuffDiver ??? Florida ??? CMAC ??? Stratone ??? Berk ??? HandSolo ??? N2Techno ??? NFlorida ??? RollTide ??? :shock: :P :lol:

What did I win ?!?!? :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:51 pm 
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Mucho Gusto wrote:
El Ciego wrote:
Guess which CRT member has the following items in his suitcases for his coming trip to Costa Rica!

CiaoCiao ??? HolaB ??? TonyTC ??? El Silencioso ??? Admin1 ??? TacoLoco ??? Sparkchaser69 ??? RuffNutz ??? Mia2Ewr ??? LionKing ??? Orange ??? LatinoHeat ??? UdubFan ??? KCCostaRica ??? MuffDiver ??? Florida ??? CMAC ??? Stratone ??? Berk ??? HandSolo ??? N2Techno ??? NFlorida ??? RollTide ??? :shock: :P :lol:

What did I win ?!?!? :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


Uh...perhaps I should have stipulated one guess per member. :roll:

And so sorry MG.... you deent even come close.... :P

Now if I had said....

Cookie baking supplies

Extra-small condoms

Frilly little nightie in men's size small.... you might have been right with at least two of your guesses. :lol:

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Mucho Gusto wrote:
El Ciego wrote:
Guess which CRT member has the following items in his suitcases for his coming trip to Costa Rica!

CiaoCiao ??? HolaB ??? TonyTC ??? El Silencioso ??? Admin1 ??? TacoLoco ??? Sparkchaser69 ??? RuffNutz ??? Mia2Ewr ??? LionKing ??? Orange ??? LatinoHeat ??? UdubFan ??? KCCostaRica ??? MuffDiver ??? Florida ??? CMAC ??? Stratone ??? Berk ??? HandSolo ??? N2Techno ??? NFlorida ??? RollTide ??? :shock: :P :lol:

What did I win ?!?!? :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:



Thanks for the Honorable mention Mucho Gusto!
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:29 pm 
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I wear magnums ladies so after I get done phucking these chicks its going to be like throwing a hot dog down the hallway! I am working on coming solo APril/Mayish maybe for the memorial weekend! Maybe sooner just getting a few things squared away!
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El Ciego wrote:
Mucho Gusto wrote:
El Ciego wrote:
Guess which CRT member has the following items in his suitcases for his coming trip to Costa Rica!

CiaoCiao ??? HolaB ??? TonyTC ??? El Silencioso ??? Admin1 ??? TacoLoco ??? Sparkchaser69 ??? RuffNutz ??? Mia2Ewr ??? LionKing ??? Orange ??? LatinoHeat ??? UdubFan ??? KCCostaRica ??? MuffDiver ??? Florida ??? CMAC ??? Stratone ??? Berk ??? HandSolo ??? N2Techno ??? NFlorida ??? RollTide ??? :shock: :P :lol:

What did I win ?!?!? :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


Uh...perhaps I should have stipulated one guess per member. :roll:

And so sorry MG.... you deent even come close.... :P

Now if I had said....

Cookie baking supplies

Extra-small condoms

Frilly little nightie in men's size small.... you might have been right with at least two of your guesses. :lol:


FYI, I wear medium :wink: :wink:
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I was with you til the hamsters :oops: :oops:

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Howdy, El C

Looks like someone guessed your "Mystery traveler". El C, you have a very vivid imagination, dewd. It wasn't 18lbs of condoms, only 8lbs.

They weren't "hamsters" they were little tiny gerbils, fer God's sake. Hey, the guy got back to me; said they were all out of Guinea Pigs, extra large and frisky. He did have a small house cat... :shock: Can't find the damn gerbils anyway. We were giving them rides with the potato cannon and I must have double charged it... :oops:

Hey, and thanks for not mentioning the shackles, hoods, leather whips, rubber underwear animal hides and horse tack. I got you those "XL" condoms you requested but I don't think you will look as good as N2T with one pulled over your head. I don't think that is what they meant when they said you should use a barrier when performing oral sex no matter what he told you. Doesn't it feel tight around your neck? How do you breathe? :lol: :lol: :lol:

PM me back when you get a chance.

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The magic wand gave it away :wink:

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Funny shit! like a trampoline!
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:51 pm 
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Funny shit! like a trampoline!
don't quite get why a trampoline is funny :?: :?: :?: :?: causes a ton of injuries to Ch*ldren :?: :?: :?:
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Ever put a condom on backwards, its like a trampoline!
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