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| Author: | Diablo [ Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | The Irish Doctor |
A doctor in Ireland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. "Garge, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients". "Yes, sir!" answers Garge. The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: So, Garge, how was your day?" Garge told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL." "Bravo, Mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor. "The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir," Says Garge. "Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor. "Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table. She spreads her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!" "Tunderin' Lard Jayzus, Garge, what did you do?" asks the doctor. "I put drops in her eyes. |
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