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A doctor in Ireland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.

"Garge, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".

"Yes, sir!" answers Garge.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks:
So, Garge, how was your day?"

Garge told him that he took care of three patients.

"The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."
"Bravo, Mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir," Says Garge.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table. She spreads her legs and shouts:
'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!"
"Tunderin' Lard Jayzus, Garge, what did you do?" asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes.