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A heavy drinker, a heavy smoker and Senator Larry Craig from Idaho go the the doctor.
The doctor tells the heavy drinker, you must quit drinking or you will die.
The doctor tells the heavy smoker, you must quit smoking or you will die.
The doctor tells Senator Larry Craig you must quit polking men in the ass or you will die.
All three men leave the doctor's office and are walking down the sidewalk when they hear some music and see the open door of a bar. The heavy drinker walks in.
The other two continue down the sidewalk and the heavy smoker sees a lit cigarette on the sidewalk. He is about to bend over and pick it up when Senator Larry Craig says, if you bend over and pick that up, we both will die.

Joke from Jim Bridger from Idaho.

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