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Author:  The Slut [ Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:26 am ]
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Any guesses to what these numbers represent?

Here are some clues...

·A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, “Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?” The guy replies, “Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I am 6′ tall, 200 lbs. and I am an Ohio State graduate. The guy sitting next to me is 6′2″, 225 lbs., and he is an Ohio State graduate. The guy right next to him is 6′5″, 250lbs., and he is also an Ohio State graduate. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?” The first guy says, “No, not if I’m going to have to explain it three times.”

·It was reported that the Ohio Football Coach Jim Tressel will only be dressing 40 players for the Michigan game …the rest of the players will have to dress them selves.

·Did you hear that the Ohio State University library burned to the ground? All five books in the library were completely destroyed and the football team is really upset by the fire; they hadn’t colored in two of the books yet.

·Q: What does the average Ohio State University student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.

·Q: How do you get an Ohio State Graduate off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

·Q: What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad?
A: “Welcome to McDonald’s. May I take your order please?”

·Q: Why is ice no longer available at Ohio State football games?
A: Because the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated.

·A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep the store.” But, I’m a OSU graduate,” the young man replied indignantly, “I even played football there!” “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that,” said the manager. “Here, give me the broom, I better show you how”.

·Two Ohio State football players were hootin’ and hollerin’ while partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. “Two months?!” exclaimed the bartender. The Buckeye proudly replied, “Yeah, the box said 4 - 6 years!”

·A Buckeye football player was almost killed today in a tragic horseback riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse.

·A little boy and his mother were walking through an Ohio cemetery when they came upon a headstone that read: “Here lies an OSU graduate and a good man.” The little boy asked his mother, “Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?”

·Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking down the beach talking about the rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan. As they are walking, Lloyd trips over something in the sand. Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genie’s lamp. “Who disturbs me?” asked the genie. Jim and Lloyd both say they did. “You will each get one wish,” said the genie. Jim offers to go first. “I want an impenetrable wall built around the entire state of Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganders can ever get in. I want it as far down into the ground as it is high and I want it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!” The genie grants the wish to Jim and his is instantly whisked away to his new paradise. The genie now tells Lloyd he’ll grant him one wish. Lloyd says, “Fill it with water.”


GO BLUE!
Author:  SparkChaser69 [ Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:38 am ]
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I'm not a Michigan fan, but I'll root for anyone playing against the Buckeyes :D Go Illinois :lol: :lol:
Author:  Mia2Ewr [ Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:37 am ]
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Go Canes!! As OSU robbed the U of the title in the Fiesta Bowl a few years back on a laaaate call in the end zone, I can't stand them and found your musings enjoyable.
Author:  Mia2Ewr [ Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:16 pm ]
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Sorry, I did not answer your question as my hatred of Ohio State overwhelmed me. I would assume those numbers represent Michigan's series lead over the Buckeyes. And I dare say it will be 58-40-6 when all is said and done on Saturday.


(fyi Miami holdas a 30-21 advantage over Free Shoes U)


Geaux to hell LSU :twisted:
Author:  SparkChaser69 [ Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:51 pm ]
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Mia2Ewr wrote:
(fyi Miami holds a 30-21 advantage over Free Shoes U)
Geaux to hell LSU :twisted:


Way to finish out that glorious tradition in the Orange Bowl :oops: :D :D :D
Author:  Mia2Ewr [ Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:19 pm ]
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:oops: I know. It was awful. :cry:
Author:  El Silencioso [ Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:28 pm ]
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Michigan leads the series all time 57-40-6. The 2006 game was the first time that Ohio State and Michigan met ranked #1 and #2 in the country


That joke has whiskers, posted last year, same joke..except it was in a Wisconsin Bar with Green Bay packers offensive lineman and had to be explained 5 times... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Even though I went to Indiana U. I was thrilled to see the Buckeyes knocked off their high horse.

Now will someone explain to me how LSU can be ranked # 1 with 1 loss to unranked at the time #20 Kentucky and OSU with 1 loss to unranked at the time, now #20 Illinois) falls to # 7...How screwed up is this. Now I know LSU lost like a month and a half ago, but c'mon........and I AM NOT an OSU fan

Now Kansas wil probably lose to Oklahoma in the Big 12 Championship game. but they are undefeated in a tough conference and ranked 4 or 5..
If they should somehow win that game how can you keep them out of the top spot.

WE NEED A PLAYOFF IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL....My prediction for the again controversial BCS :roll: :roll: National Championship game....LSU vs Oklahoma.
Author:  Skink [ Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:32 pm ]
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Kansas still has to get past Missouri, the only Big 12 North team KU plays that currently has more than 5 wins. They can't help being in a weak division but that combined with easy out of conference games has their strength of schedule as the 72nd toughest in the country.

The media seemed to decide before the season started that USCwest and LSU would play for the BCS nat'l championship this year. That seems to make it easier for LSU to stay at the top. Ohio State had the similar advantage of being ranked #1 in the 2006 preseason poll and keeping that ranking up until they set the record for fewest total yards in a BCS game. I think the national spotlight on that game against Florida, and then Michigan losing this year to Appalachian State has really exposed the Big 10 as sub par and the voters reflected that after their loss (especially losing to Ron Zook).
Author:  Florida [ Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:53 pm ]
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Mia2Ewr wrote:
Go Canes!! As OSU robbed the U of the title in the Fiesta Bowl a few years back on a laaaate call in the end zone, I can't stand them and found your musings enjoyable.
:D yeah that was not pass interferance :!: also Illinois got screwed that year also :!: and thanks to jan15-2003 it was a phucking fumble :!: :!: fumble the brady fumble fumble :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:
Author:  DrForm [ Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:54 am ]
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If Oregon wins out they have a chance of being in the championship game(2nd place right now in the BCS poll)As for OSU-Michigan,OSU has won 5 of the last 6 so Michigan is probably due for a win.
Author:  TheLurker [ Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:14 pm ]
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I find it so pathetic that Miami fans are still bitching about one call in a game 5 years ago. That call was reviewed by the NCAA afterwards, and the only question was whether it was pass interference or defensive holding. By the way, there were many questionable calls favoring either side in that game, just like in every other game. Canes fans need to move on, and worry about what punks they will recruit for next year's team.

As for the upcomming game with that school from up north, Lloyd Carr will lose to the Buckeys the way he does every other year. Hope he doesn't retire, I love that guy.

For fans of either side, HBO is airing a really, really good documentary on the OSU/UM rilvary.

GO BUCKS!
Author:  Mia2Ewr [ Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:21 pm ]
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Hey Lurker---boo hoo. I am not bitching but the call was BS. Plain and simple it was a bad call. It was reviewed by the NCAA? Are you Miles Brand? An official? THE official?
I personally do not like Ohio State, and I hope you get pasted by Michigan. :twisted: It gave me great pleasure to hear Steve Spurrier refer to your institution as "Runner Up U."
Punks at UM? Sure, but no worse than anywhere else. Speaking of punks, why don't you go visit Maurice Claurett in prison. :roll: :arrow:
Author:  Mucho Gusto [ Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:59 pm ]
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Mia2Ewr wrote:
Speaking of punks, why don't you go visit Maurice Claurett in prison. :roll: :arrow:

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: OUCH !!!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Author:  Skink [ Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:27 pm ]
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I hope the hairless nuts beat the Wolverines this year. That would pave the way for Lloyd Carr to be fired, Les Miles to leave LSU and become the next Michigan head coach and Bo Pelini to also leave LSU and become Nebraska's head coach.
Author:  The Slut [ Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:55 pm ]
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"I bet the Buckeyes win" - Art Schlichter
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