Please note that this is in the Smack section.
For all those men who say; Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.
Here's an update for you:
Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a
little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like - Laxatives; They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like - Bananas; The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like - Weather; Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like - Blenders; You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like - Chocolate Bars; Sweet, smooth, & they usually head
right for your hips.
6. Men are like - Commercials; You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like - Department Stores; Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like - Government Bonds; They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like - Mascara; They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like - Popcorn; They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like - Snowstorms; You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like - Lava Lamps; Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like - Parking Spots; All the good ones are taken.
ShyOne
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