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Please note that this is in the Smack section.

For all those men who say; Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.
Here's an update for you:
Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a
little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like - Laxatives; They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like - Bananas; The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like - Weather; Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like - Blenders; You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like - Chocolate Bars; Sweet, smooth, & they usually head
right for your hips.

6. Men are like - Commercials; You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like - Department Stores; Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like - Government Bonds; They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like - Mascara; They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like - Popcorn; They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like - Snowstorms; You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like - Lava Lamps; Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like - Parking Spots; All the good ones are taken.

ShyOne

My grandma always said:

Why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free!
Of course, she became a lesbian on her 90th birthday.

Ok....

I needed that... :roll::roll:

Thanks...


Iggy...