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Author:	Irish Drifter [ Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:57 pm ]
Post subject:	The Eleventh Husband
The 11th Husband A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, husband # 1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. "Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. "Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. " Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. "Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. "Husband # 6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. "Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. "Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it. "Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it. " Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was ........... God I miss him." " But now that I've married you, I'm so excited." "Wonderful," said the husband, "but why?" "You're with the GOVERNMENT... This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED."

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Author:	El Silencioso [ Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:16 pm ]
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as a 26 year year tax consultant I just have one word to say...... CLASSIC .........

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