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Harley Davidson

The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation,
Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates,
St. Peter told Arthur, since you've been such a good man and
your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is,
you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven. Arthur
thought about it for a minute then said, I want to hang out with
God.

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him
to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, Okay, so you were the
one who invented Harley motorcycles, right?!

Arthur said, 'Ya, that's me... God commented, 'Well, what a big
deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise
and pollution, and can't run without a road!

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, Excuse
me but aren't you the inventor of woman??

God said, Ah, yes.

''Well,' said Arthur, professional to professional, you have some
major design flaws in your invention.

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion;
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!

'Hmmmm, you may have some good points there, replied God,
hold on. God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a
few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out
a slip of paper and God read it. Well, it may be true that my
invention is flawed, God said to Arthur, but according to these
numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.