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| Author: | OFT [ Sat Oct 13, 2007 9:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | The Lone Ranger |
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaimed:, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger!". In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?" The Lone Ranger responded: "I'd like to speak to my horse." The Chief nodded and Silver was brought before the Lone Ranger,who whispered in Silver's ear. The horse then galloped away. Later that evening, Silver returned with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watched, the blonde entered the Lone Ranger's tent and spent the night.The next morning the Indian Chief admitted that was impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?" The Lone Ranger again asked to speak to his horse. Silver was brought to him, and he again whispered in the horse's ear. As before, Silver took off across the plains and disappeared over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returned, this time with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She entered the Lone Ranger's tent and spent the night. The following morning the Indian Chief was again impressed. You are indeed a man of many talents but I still kill you tomorrow. "What is your last request?" The Lone Ranger responded, "I'd like to speak to my horse....alone." The Chief was curious but he agreed and Silver was brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they were alone, the Lone Ranger grabbed Silver by both ears, looked him square in the eye and said, "Listen very carefully you dumb ass horse. For the last time . . . BRING POSSEEEE |
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