Irish Drifter wrote:
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
Now that's funny, I don't care who you are
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| Author: | Irish Drifter [ Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Politically Correct Terminology |
It's not 'what' you say, it's how you say it...I guess...?? Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is " HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE. 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS." 4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION." 5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION." 6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE. |
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| Author: | OFT [ Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Politically Correct Terminology |
Irish Drifter wrote: 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
Now that's funny, I don't care who you are
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| Author: | Shamas [ Sat Oct 13, 2007 6:55 pm ] |
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Quote: Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."
You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. Don't know where ya got yur im4ation butt we r proud to be called Hillbillies. Just don't call us hicks, hoosiers are hicks. Green Acres are the place fer me Farm Animals can be yur best buddies, moo, crow, bleat or oink you can screw um all cus they never tell. |
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