A young couple is down on their luck, and the husband suggests to his wife – that maybe she could “turn tricks†for a little while, just until they get out of debt. She wasn’t happy about it, but he convinced her that he would watch her from across the street, so she would feel safer.
The wife agreed to it.
The first night, she’s standing on a street corner, looking real sexy. Her husband is across the street watching. A car pulls up to her and rolls the window down. She walks over to the window, and the guy inside asks her “How much for a hand job� She’s not sure how to answer, so she tells him that she’ll be right back.
She runs across the street, and tells her husband that the guy wants a hand job, but she doesn’t know how much to charge him. The husband tells her “charge him $40 bucksâ€.
She goes back across the street, and tells the guy the price. He looks back up at her and says “how much for sex� Again, she’s not sure how to answer, so she tells him that she’ll be right back.
She runs back across the street, and tells her husband that - NOW the guy wants sex, but she doesn’t know how much to charge him. The husband tells her “charge him $100 bucksâ€.
She walks back to the car, and tells the guy the price. He looks back up at her and says “I don’t have that much money, so I’ll just take the hand jobâ€.
He unzips his zipper, and whips out his schlong. She looks at it in disbelief.
She’s never seen a schlong that big!!! She tells the guy that she’ll be back in a second.
She runs back across the street and says to her husband “can we lend him $60 bucks†?!?!?!?!?!?!
