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> IRISH LOGIC
> The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom
>making love to a very attractive young woman.
> "You disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -
>a faithful wife, the mother of your Ch*ldren! I'm leaving you. I want a
>divorce!"
> And Paddy (for it was he) replied "Hang on just a minute luv, so
>at least I can tell you what happened."
> "Fine, go ahead", she sobbed , "but they'll be the last words
>you'll say to me!"
> And Paddy began - "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home
>and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out
>and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed
>that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that
>she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home
>and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you
>wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.
> The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good
>clean-up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her
>clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away.
> Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that
>you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too
>tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,
>which you don't use because I don't have good taste.
> I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you
>don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at
>the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has the same
>pair."
> Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued - "She was so
>grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she
>turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
> "Please ... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"
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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.
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