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Author:	Irish Drifter [ Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:57 pm ]
Post subject:	SOME FRIDAY HUMOR-THE STRANDED IRISHMAN
SOME FRIDAY HUMOR-THE STRANDED IRISHMAN One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself “It’s certainly too small to be a ship”. As the speck got closer and closer he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat or even a raft. Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black glad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear there stood a drop dead gorgeous blond. The glamorous blond strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him,“Tell me, how long has it been since you have had a good cigar?” “Ten years” replied the amazed Irishman. With that she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars. He takes one, lights it and takes a long drag. “Faith and begorah” said the man, “that is so good I’d almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!” “And how long has it been since you’ve had a drop of good Powers Irish whiskey?” asked the blond. Trembling, the castaway replied, “ten years” Hearing that the blond reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips a pocket, removes a flask and hands it over to him. He opened the flask and took a long drink, “Tis nectar of the Gods!” shouted the Irishman. “tis truly fantastic!” At this point the gorgeous blond started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked “and how long has it been since you played around?” With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, “Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don’t tell me you’ve got golf clubs in there too.”

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