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Author:  ZeeBraWon [ Sun Aug 26, 2007 4:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Typical 10+, Trophy-Type Gringa
Wow. All. I. Can. Say. Is. Just. WOW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

Spoiler: Miss Teen USA South Carolina answers a question on "Why so many Americans have a hard time pointing to the US on a globe, map, etc".

Excerpt: "Really, uh, everywhere and that. Such as."

:shock: :lol: 8)

Summary:

    Intelligence: Cannot be determined. Somewhere between a zygote and a large, fossilized turtle-shell.
    Beauty: 10+
    Number of useable holes: 9
    Number used already: 9
    Used by: (Cannot proceed without offending resident SC-ians)
    Price: Cien^20 (to the power of 20)

Now let's compare to CR quality women:

    Intelligence: What really matters: street smarts, money smarts, knows the places for cheap eats. If on novia duty, will scrub the house for 3 months. If on novia duty and a nica, will scrub the house and your balls for 3 months. Then revert to quasi-espousa mode and revert to close to a gringa, but still somewhat better. Phucks like a jackhammer, even if she's thinking about the text message she received, checked, and replied to while on top of you regarding her next gig in 30 minutes.
    Beauty: 9+ to 10+
    Number of useable holes: 2. Each additional hole after 3 subject to terms and conditions that are vague, somewhat draconian but usually negotiable with proper etiquette.
    Number used already: Unknown
    Used by: Male population of SJCR
    Price: No Cien. Cinquenta con propina.
Author:  Irish Drifter [ Sun Aug 26, 2007 4:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Typical 10+, Trophy-Type Gringa
ZeeBraWon wrote:
Wow. All. I. Can. Say. Is. Just. WOW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww


Thats frightening :cry:
Author:  Lennydo [ Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:28 am ]
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Damn. She's dumb as a box of rocks.
Author:  Partyanimal1984 [ Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:48 am ]
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When I was in high school, a friend of mine popped the cherry of Miss Teen California in the back seat of a '68 Camaro.

Who cares if there was a light on inside that head? :P
Author:  Bktuna [ Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:54 am ]
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Her parents must be so proud,

BKTUNA
I am never going home
Author:  TicaFan [ Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:56 am ]
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Damn, what a shame, she was totally lost.
Author:  Squirrel88 [ Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:38 am ]
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Sorry... but she is a dumb *$$ b*tch.
Author:  Mucho Gusto [ Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:11 pm ]
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Bktuna wrote:
...Her parents must be so proud


TicaFan wrote:
...Damn, what a shame, she was totally lost.


Squirel88 wrote:
...Sorry... but she is a dumb *$$ b*tch


All of the above may be true, but I'd still do her !!! :oops: :lol:
Author:  Witling [ Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:14 pm ]
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Don't be too hard on her, she finished as 3rd runner-up.
Author:  Orange [ Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:26 pm ]
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Witling wrote:
Don't be too hard on her, she finished as 3rd runner-up.

Don't they usually narrow it down to 5 before picking winner? That means there was one girl worse than her? Wow, anybody have any clips of that one? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Witling [ Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:30 pm ]
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Miss West Virginia finished as 4th runner-up.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Teen_USA_2007
http://www.huntingtonnews.net/local/061 ... -teen.html

Nice video of the team poster shoot.
For 16 to 18 year olds there are some cuties here.
http://www.missteenusa.com/delegates/20 ... -001v.html
Author:  Orange [ Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:21 pm ]
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I could not watch the video with sound at work. I just heard it. All I can say is WOW and thank God she's good looking. The fact she's so dumb makes her even hotter. :oops:
Author:  Cygnus [ Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:57 pm ]
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Teen Miss South Carolina just got her moment of fame both on the
Jay Leno AND Joe Letterman Late nite show tonite Mon 27 Aug 07. :o

Now we await the total Eclipse of the Full Moon -- perhaps an explanation for the WISDOM shown by our younger generation :roll: :roll:

Cygnus :wink:
Author:  NYG [ Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:51 am ]
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She is a classic dits :lol: :lol: :lol:


I can work with her 8)

NYG
Author:  Witling [ Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:30 am ]
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Pageant Contestant Re-Answers Question
From Associated Press
August 28, 2007 10:01 AM EDT
COLUMBIA, S.C. - This time, the question was a little easier for Miss Teen South Carolina. After being stumped by a Miss Teen USA pageant question on live television Friday night, Lauren Caitlin Upton's confused, mangled response has been drawing a lot of attention.

The 18-year-old got a chance to redeem herself Tuesday on NBC's "Today" show when she was again asked why one-fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a map.

"I would love to re-answer that question," Upton said. "Well personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on our map. I don't know anyone else who doesn't. And if the statistics are correct, I believe there should be more emphasis on geography."

That was much better than her previous response, which included "U.S. Americans" and mentions of South Africa and "the Iraq."

A YouTube video of Upton has drawn a couple million hits and thousands of comments, many of them with harsh remarks for the Lexington High School graduate who plans to attend Appalachian State University in Boone, N.C.

Upton was taking her flubbed answer - and the attention - in stride.

"Everything did come at me at once. I was overwhelmed and I made a mistake. Everybody makes a mistake. I'm human," she said Tuesday. "I seriously think I only heard about one or two words of the actual question."

Upton's former principal Creig Tyler remembered her as a well-rounded student.

"She took college-prep and honors courses and performed well," Tyler told The (Columbia) State newspaper.

Miss Teen Colorado Hilary Carol Cruz won the crown. Upton was third runner-up.
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