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Orange
PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:42 am 
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This is just another rant about gringas...

Every year, a bunch of my college friends and I get together at our alma mater for Homecoming weekend. This year, one of our friends, who has been married almost a year now, isn't going. This guy was "Mr. Syracuse" when we were there and even after we graduated. He's never missed one and this year he has to watch the dog because his wife is going out of town.

What a pussy-whipped bitch. He's been reduced to the dog-sitter! :lol: :lol: :lol:

He and I are having this discussion. I asked him why women here think that as soon as they get married they are in charge. He comes back with Ïn America, men treat women as equals. We even give them the right to vote." My response was that ít's right that men treat them as equals, but too bad the women don't do the same to men.
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Orange,

I think you should bring your buddy down to SL for a week of fishing, golf, and ATV riding. :wink:

A pussy-whooped bitch; he will be no more...

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:52 am 
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Orange wrote:
What a pu*sy-whipped bitch. He's been reduced to the dog-sitter!

As sad as it is, this story is played out every day, all over. The only difference is - the names will change, but the story remains the same.

It's things like this that make me glad I've found CR, and glad that I can experience a whole different breed of woman...with no strings attached!

But...... Syracuse ?!?!?! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Are you sure he's not just using his esposa as an excuse ?!?!?!?!! :P

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Mucho Gusto wrote:

Are you sure he's not just using his esposa as an excuse ?!?!?!?!! :P

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Think you may be on to something there MG. Surely he knows, or at least has heard, that there are places that board dogs. Is he trying to claim that he and his wife never go on vacation together because one of them has to watch the dog?

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:22 am 
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Mucho Gusto wrote:
But...... Syracuse ?!?!?! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Are you sure he's not just using his esposa as an excuse ?!?!?!?!! :P

Good one MG. :twisted:
Yes, Syracuse sucks now, but it's cyclical. Donovan McNabb's don't come around every year. Sometimes you gottta play Joe Fields at QB until the next good one comes in. :lol: And our basketball team will be solid this year. We have one of the top recruiting classes in the country.
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Partyanimal1984 wrote:
Orange,

I think you should bring your buddy down to SL for a week of fishing, golf, and ATV riding. :wink:

A pu*sy-whooped bitch; he will be no more...


That won't happen. He's one of those people who you tell then regret telling about why you come to Costa Rica. Most of us have somebody we told and then regretted it. Best thing is keep your mouth shut about CR. There's too many do-gooders out there with a morality lesson for us sinners. Mr. Do-gooder looked down on me and what I was doing when I first started going to CR. And now he has to stay home to watch the fucken dog while his gringa is away doing her own shit.
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I always hate when guys use the "I want to but my wife won't let me". I doubt seriously that she physically restrains him. He is doing what he wants to do and she is a convenient excuse for being a wuss.

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That is not funny. It is sad. :cry:

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Irish Drifter wrote:
Mucho Gusto wrote:

Are you sure he's not just using his esposa as an excuse ?!?!?!?!! :P

Pura Vida,
Mucho Gusto :wink:


Think you may be on to something there MG. Surely he knows, or at least has heard, that there are places that board dogs. Is he trying to claim that he and his wife never go on vacation together because one of them has to watch the dog?


This is a f-ing show dog... it has f-ing papers!!!... You can't board it, it get's upset! It's hair falls out!! The f-ick dog has f-ing papers....!!... Over the line!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, was just picturing that movie scene... I bet he wants to bring the dog but he's embarrassed that it's a freaking Pomeranian...

Guys, I went to a school that's very similar to Syracuse, and some of my best friends are very much perfectly described as "Mr. X University"... and one things for damned sure... no way in hell if they were married, that they would be allowed within that state without 100% supervision...

I whole-heartedly agree with Orange's poosie-whipped up bitch-ass theory... at least he gets to brag about being that new specis of invertabrate human male...
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You know, I have heard the "pussy-whipped" label for decades and really do not understand the word or words. Actually, shouldn't it be "unpussy-whipped" as the gringas are known for demanding everything and WITHHOLDING pu*sy. Believe me, if everyone here was getting pu*sy daily from a significant other, they would love to be "pussy-whipped" Just a thought. :D :D :D :D

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I will inject that the situation is man-made and avoidable. In order to maintain your balls and a gringa relationship you have to establish that you are a selfish one-way bastard at the beginning of the relationship. It takes two to crew a relationship but only one to steer. If she does not want to go where you are going, leave.

Let her know from the beginning that you are a "catch" and that you are not desparate for her poosie because they come standard equipment on that model and are not hard to come by...

Short story from the last time I tried to live with just one poosie (circa 1982...I was 31):

We had a fight. She decided that she was going to withhold the poosie as a negotiation tool (bad move). I came home from work Friday night, ate dinner in silence and watched some TV. About 9:30pm I headed for the shower and laid out some clothes. She comes into the bedroom expecting me to be watching TV and is surprised to see club clothes waiting on the bed...

She bursts into the bathroom where I am making final preparations for departure. Freshly shaved, hair is right, a little cologne... "Where are you are going? She asked. "Out. One of us is going to get laid tonight. I would rather stay home and we could both get lucky but yours is not the last poosie on the planet. Don't wait up..."

I waited for the flying ashtray but it never happened. Instead, she got busy making sure I never got those pants on. Yeah, she could have had a fit but I would just as soon split with her right there than subject myself to the whim of her moods for sex. She never tried it again. She was the jealous type and her modus operandi after that was to try to phuck every other woman out of my head. She managed quite well for awhile....until I found out about the credit cards.... Bu bye!


Amen brother, every VIP should have to recite this out loud once for entrance to the labor day party... the two keys you mention here are 1) Set the tone early, and 2) Be prepared to walk out that door...
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She managed quite well for awhile....until I found out about the credit cards.... Bu bye!


Its hard to understand why people dont see these relationships as "very expensive prostitution" :wink: . I have a number of friends who say "I've never "paid for it" who work their asses off to keep their wives and mistresses "happy". I guess if it is on a credit card...the payment isnt direct and therefore not "prostitution"...

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She managed quite well for awhile....until I found out about the credit cards.... Bu bye!


Its hard to understand why people dont see these relationships as "very expensive prostitution" :wink: . I have a number of friends who say "I've never "paid for it" who work their asses off to keep their wives and mistresses "happy". I guess if it is on a credit card...the payment isnt direct and therefore not "prostitution"...


I understand your thought but what you are missing is that you are buying more than just the pu*sy in a relationship. You are buying the friendship, the cuddling, the nurse to help you back to health, the cook to feed you, the mother to assist with K*ds, the house manager to handle the maid and gardener, the driver to drive when you drink, the understander who will listen to your insane thoughts, the protector who will protect you where she can and, finally, the person who will be at your grave and make sure that others will be also. I could go on but you get my point.
If none of the items listed are important to you and your relationship, then I agree somewhat with the point.

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