www.CostaRicaTicas.com

Squealing like a pig under water? That could be funny.

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The sexiest part of the human body? The brain.

My fantasy is to do this to my boss- and then put it on youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb2tztSqCHY

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

Disgusting that you want to do you boss and put it on youtube.

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true fans dont mind a little drought

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HMM HMM

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im way deep into nothing special
riding the crest of a wave breaking just west of hollywood

anybody got a couple grand so a brother can live the dream

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It's always good when I'm thinking of this post

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As long as we are dreaming. I'd love to find a beautiful, rich woman who fucks like my wife, gives head like my favorite mp girl, cooks as well as my wife, cleans house like my ex-wife, and doesn't mind me fooling around. I prefer one twenty to thirty, 120 lbs.or less. If she has enough money to pay my mp favorite mp girl to keep the house clean, I'd be willing to wave the cleaning clause.

Ok I am going to go all in here.

My ultimate fantasy involves a cute female midget. The sex is so off the charts, that when we are done and she is leaving late morning, she thanks me and leaves CIEN on the nightstand for my good work. As I am laying down on the bed thinking about what just happened and wishing I had video taped the encounter to show at the sportsman on the big screen during halftime at the supperbowl party, the phone rings, and the front desk tells me that a delivery driver just dropped off lunch.

The nice thing about midgets is that they make you dick look huge!

Twin pregnant midgets. Do I win?

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What qualifies as a midget? Do they have to be able to give a walk up blow job? That would put them 3' to 4'. I've had a couple here that were probably 4'6". Chrisdal at the Rey is under 5' with heals on. Years ago there was a midget prostitute that was a street walker in Atlanta. She specialized in giving blow jobs in phone booths. Close my eyes and I can picture that she is a midget even if she is on her knees. Next time you go all in remember she has to swallow.

....that every day, I my body gets physically younger by one day. (for example, imagine you are 50 when the miracle happens, and so when you turn 60, your body has returned to the shape it was in when you were 40, and when you turn 70, your body has turned the clock back to 30.)

I can earn the money I make now and enjoy spending it like I would have if I had my middle age salary when I was young.

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"I'm not one those pathetic lietuenant colonels working a silly civilian job, working out two hours a day trying to reclaim a body they lost 20 years ago and four hours a night completing War College by correspondence in a sad attempt at colonel. Tyler Durden told us [i]'Self improvement is masturbation[/i].' My mid-life crisis is going to involve a new sports car, or the zoftig redhead with daddy issues in accounting, or better yet, racking up frequent flyer miles going to Pattaya."

Come on now, farm animals don't count....... Seriously though, that is a winner in my book.

What qualifies for midget status? For me the rule is under 4 foot tall and over 21 years old and weight proportionant. 4'0" does not count, has to be 3'11" or less.