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Since we are on the subject of cats,

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human
beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who
stuttered", she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could
become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and
the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we
knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

"That must've been scary", said the teacher.

"It sure was", said the little gir l. "My kitty raised his
back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff Fffff'...
And before he could say 'Phuck' the Rottweiler ate him!"

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