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PacoLoco
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Latinoheat goes to a urologist for an exam. The doctor says, "I am going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say 99."
He obeys and says, "99!!!"
The doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say 99"
Again, he says, "99."
The doctor said, "Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I am going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I am going to hold on to your penis. Now take a deep breath and say 99."
Latinoheat says, "One...two...three...."

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Paco, Berk, Handy, and Sparky walk into Puchos bar and they find a problem. There's only one stool left.

Berk says "Lets flip for it"

But Paco says "No, Lets flip it over"
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LMAO..... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Hey El Silencioso your latest avatar is quite "manly" :lol: did you borrow that from MuchoGusto? Look at the biceps on that bitch, I bet "she" has a surprise for us if she turns around... :shock:

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Paco......

One night, a while back, I was in the DR sitting in the lobby with Latinoheat. He was sippin' on some girly drink, as I recall. Anyway, up walks one hell of a hot blond Colombian chica who makes herself comfortable at our table. The next thing you know she and I make a deal which includes checking her oil in her culo with my dipstick. "Heat", being the perv that he is and not to mention dirt cheap, asks if he can come along and watch. "What the hell", I thought. "Just don't get in the way" or pull out your "fleshlight" that he carries with him 24/7. He agreed.

Up in the room the hot chica and I are going after it, checking her oil, with her bent over a chair. :D "Heat" is sitting on the other side of the room behind us. I don't know what in the hell he was doing, I didn't want to look, but being generous I called out to him and said, "Hey, you want some of this"?

Next thing I know he was butt naked bent over the other chair behind me. Go figure and NO I did not pony up and check his oil too. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Looks like you and LH both have a trip in the near future maybe you two oil-checkers can get together and have some fun... :x

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Yes, you are correct Paco, we both have a trip coming up real soon. Maybe if you can come up with $800 for your plane ticket you can join us. :lol: :lol: No airline deals coming out of your shithole. :P
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PacoLoco wrote:
Hey El Silencioso your latest avatar is quite "manly" :lol: did you borrow that from MuchoGusto?

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Don't listen to Paco. He's just jealous. You gotta remember, he's been home from CR for a few weeks, and he's probably getting tired of pounding his pud! :shock: Just remember Paco, if you keep doing that, you'll go blind (no offense EC)!

The woman in your avatar is smokin'. I'm pretty sure that Paco's looking at that avatar with "wishful thinking", wondering why none of his Morazon Park chica's look like that! :P

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Latinoheat69 wrote:
Yes, you are correct Paco, we both have a trip coming up real soon. Maybe if you can come up with $800 for your plane ticket you can join us. :lol: :lol: No airline deals coming out of your shithole. :P
Berk the big tipper and Latinoheat the cheap bastard what a fun trip that would be, why don't you fags chip in and buy me a ticket? :lol: you know you won't have any fun without me. Hell for that price I might as well go to MDE. :?

Mucho Gusto, no surprise you think that avatar's manly ass is "smokin" if it had a little more hair you'd be in love... :D

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PacoLoco wrote:
... why don't you fags chip in and buy me a ticket?

Latinoheat,
Maybe we should chip in for Paco-the-pud-pounder's ticket. Or better yet, maybe I could start another GECLICR fund, to get Paco to CR. The only problem I see, is that I got a feelin' that most guys would chip in, just to keep Paco out of SJO!!!! :shock: Sorry Paco. You're on your own! :P
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Great idea MG! The Keep Paco out of CR fund by buying him a ticket to MDE, I start by donating 10.00! :D

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Mucho Gusto wrote:
PacoLoco wrote:
... why don't you fags chip in and buy me a ticket?

Latinoheat,
Maybe we should chip in for Paco-the-pud-pounder's ticket. Or better yet, maybe I could start another GECLICR fund, to get Paco to CR. The only problem I see, is that I got a feelin' that most guys would chip in, just to keep Paco out of SJO!!!! :shock: Sorry Paco. You're on your own! :P
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Sorry MG, I've already chipped in to his sex change fund. :oops: :lol: I believe it's called the GPAMF or Give Paco a Mangina Fund.
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