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True Story from Houston Medical Center



A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.



According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the

ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum

jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.



I don't know what's worse:



1) having your girl friend find out you're married.



2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.



3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

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Pura Vida
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine