Two businessmen from NY were sitting up a store in a small southern town. They sat down for a break in their soon-to-be
new store .. as yet, the store isn't ready -- only a few shelves are
set up. One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some local yokel is
going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."
No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious
fellow walks to the window, has a peek, and in a Southern drawl asks,
"What're y'all sellin' here?" One of the men replies, "Oh! We're selling
assholes here."
Without skipping a beat, the southern fellow says, "Well, I see y'all're doing
real good,,,, you only got two left!"
Shamas O'Dognasty
_________________ Shamas O'Dognasty
Gourmet Catering & Septic Tank Cleaning
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