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Author:  Wilecoyote [ Wed May 16, 2007 12:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Old girl friend

Don't know if you guys have seen this one before. Just got it in an e-mail.

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic". "Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me." She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge. "Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to Phuck off.

Author:  Chesscat [ Wed May 16, 2007 5:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Great joke

That's a great joke - and could be true too! :twisted:

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