Then you woke up and your wife started screaming at you to get your lazy fat ass outside and cut the grass.
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| Author: | SparkChaser69 [ Fri May 04, 2007 7:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Beer & the lawn |
On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!" I took a drink from my can of Coors Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am. ---- That's why she cuts the grass." |
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| Author: | PacoLoco [ Fri May 04, 2007 9:02 am ] |
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Then you woke up and your wife started screaming at you to get your lazy fat ass outside and cut the grass.
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| Author: | Mucho Gusto [ Fri May 04, 2007 4:16 pm ] |
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PacoLoco wrote: Then you woke up and your wife started screaming at you to get your lazy fat ass outside and cut the grass.
 Ouch !!!!
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| Author: | LionKing [ Wed May 09, 2007 9:49 pm ] |
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PacoLoco wrote: Then you woke up and your wife started screaming at you to get your lazy fat ass outside and cut the grass. Come on Sparky, are going to that from Paco? 
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| Author: | PacoLoco [ Wed May 09, 2007 10:34 pm ] |
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Sparky can't play right now, he's busy mowing the lawn...
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| Author: | SparkChaser69 [ Thu May 10, 2007 8:09 pm ] |
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PacoLoco wrote: Sparky can't play right now, he's busy mowing the lawn...
Hey paco, put "Rosy" away. I'll be in Costa Rica 5/14 to 5/16 while your yanking your pud 
LK, you got Stefany's #? I might invite her down to los Suenos..... 
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| Author: | PacoLoco [ Thu May 10, 2007 8:31 pm ] |
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2 nights? That's no vacation... the wife won't let you stay any longer? You still need to swing by and tune up my Waverunner on your way back home to cut your grass.
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| Author: | SparkChaser69 [ Fri May 11, 2007 8:36 am ] |
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PacoLoco wrote: 2 nights? That's no vacation... the wife won't let you stay any longer?
You still need to swing by and tune up my Waverunner on your way back home to cut your grass. Two nights in the BB beats Paco in a lounger whacking off anyday....oh yeah and I get paid to go to CR. Its a rough job but someone has to do it.
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