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Author:  Shamas [ Sat Apr 21, 2007 9:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Thanks to Sinbad from another board
Man dies at hooves of unaccommodating cow

April 19 2007 at 01:32PM

Phnom Penh - An unsuccessful sexual advance by an elderly Cambodian man on a young heifer ended badly when the bovine fought back, kicking him to death, local media quoted police and villagers as saying on Thursday.

Khmer-language daily Kampuchea Thmey quoted authorities as saying that Ta Sam, 67, of south-western Svay Rieng province had been divorced for just 10 days when his urges apparently overcame him in the middle of the night with tragic consequences.

Sounds of a scuffle caused the man's grandson to investigate, whereupon he found Sam's naked body lying under the family's frightened cow with injuries to his head and genital area consistent with being kicked by the beast, the paper reported.

Police concluded he died in a rape attempt gone wrong, the paper said.

The paper quoted villagers as saying Sam had been divorced twice, with both wives citing his insatiable desires as the cause.

It added that police did not expect to take any action against the cow, which was not named, as she appeared to have been acting in self defence. - Sapa-dpa

Shamas O'D
Author:  Circus [ Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:57 pm ]
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YO Shamus:

The problem is that old SOB did not use any foreplay. You have to rub their tits and tickle under their tail to get the best results. No self respecting cow is going to let you mount them unless you show a little TLC. Same with sheep. Hell, any old farm boy knows that.
Author:  Florida [ Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:12 am ]
Post subject:  Just hoping my taxi driver does not say I love you!!!!!!!!!!
:D moo yah :lol: :lol:
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